Over the weekend, I was craving a piece of meat. Steak; medium done with a glass of deep red wine.
Being the hedonist I am, I have always loved Northern Johannesburg. As a young gayler, my father would take me to Baglios order me a cappuccino and would explain to me the ridiculous amounts of money I was destined to make and inherit. Well, I am now 24 and have yet to inherit what I was promised or be rolling in the dough as he predicted.
But this is beside the point; point is that I was looking for a steak. So my chomaral and I decided to take what was left of our monthly disposable income and blow it on a good piece of meat. First we headed to Parkhurst, jaded by the area we live in and thus frequent, we decided to head off to Rosebank, maybe DoppioZero? Paying the R5 to Daisy (the regular parking maiden at the booms that never work? You know the side im talking about?) We headed off to Trupps Centre in Illovo, again paying R10 to park the car we headed off to Turn ‘n Tender, “Sorry guys, do you have a reservation?”. “Fuck Man” I thought to myself, but I kept cool and waited for “Jared” the host to direct us to a table just outside the door. Let’s just say the steak was so satisfying, I did not need to head to Babylon afterwards.
As we proceeded to the car whilst debating whether “Jared – The Host” was Canadian or not, we came across Rabbit in the Sky, they had a sign outside advertising that they had Italian Hot Chocolate. Why was it Italian? I thought; did it have an accent? Would it romanticize me and clear out my bank account? No,it was Italian because it was full of passion, hot as Kim Kardashian’s career and oh so sexy. In a tall, dark and handsome mug, my Italian Hot chocolate hit the spot. It was thick and I had to thin it out with a teaspoon but I would do it all again.
The night turned out perfect. We passed out on the queen sized King Coil (giggles) happy as two Italian maidens on their second night of marriage.
Do yourself a favour and get the Hot chocolate that changes lives
Have fun
J
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