First Blog

Time - 3.11pm
Date - 22/3/2011
Location - Pietermaritzburg, Kwazulu Natal. South Africa

So here it is, my very first Blog. Im not feeling too inspired.

A brief background., for the past 14 months i have lived in the village that is Pietermaritzburg. I have had a great time full of memorable experiences, some good and some not so good, but all experiences.

Today I am filling out my months notice at The Witness Newspaper, where i am an advertising consultant. Im moving to Brainstorm magazine on the 31 March and starting on the 1 April (Fools day). - please God dont let this all be a joke.

My sex life is dwindling, although Im being asked out more than ever before, the boys just aren't giving it up as freely as they used to? Why is that? Oh yes, and in case you haven't guessed, I am a Homosexual. Although a few of my straight girlfriends are going through the same sort of drought. Are men becoming more feminine and females becoming more masculine? Who knows?All i know is that im faced with a Bisexual that cannot get it hard and a doctor that is so torn by the fact that im leaving that he cannot bear to see me on a daily basis. Lying bastards!

I am now 24 and i am quite ashamed of the fact that my entire sexual history is a collection of one-night stands and a few fuck buddies. This is not what God and mother nature intended. My goodness, i am a walking stereotype.

So no I am on a quest to find someone special (or at least know their name) to do the deed with, i shall no longer be a slut, and I will pursue the quest of "true love" (oh God).

See ya

Jarred